Time until catastrophic loss of gravity

GRAVITY HAS FAILED.
ALL OBJECTS ARE UNBOUND.

Field integrity is degrading on schedule. Please secure loose items, mugs, and coworkers before 10:33 AM EST.

This was foreseen. This was documented. This was, in fact, a countdown. Hold onto something.

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Local G-force100%

9.81 m/s²

Target: 10:33 AM EST today. This is an internal drill. Nothing is actually falling. Yet.

Elapsed since collapse: 00:00:00. Everything not bolted down is now decorative.